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Mountain Douche
01:28
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The dew of the mountains
Is on the loose
Down the throat of a skate boarding douche
Ahh, mountain douche
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2. |
It's Not Chocolate
01:53
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Smell the stain
Feel the pain
It's not chocolate
Look around
It may be brown
It's not chocolate
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Turd Surfin' USA
01:43
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I've got my skateboard
I've got my mop top
I've got my whore of a girlfriend in a crop top
Hey
We're turd surfin' USA (X3)
Catchin' waves and having fun
Smokin' bud under the pac sun
Oi Oi Oi!
We're turd surfin' USA (X3)
Skate or die!
Buy a tee-shirt, motherfucker
Don't ask why
Just Go
We're turd surfin' USA (X3)
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4. |
Abortion Whoa
02:00
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It's cool to get an abortion
It's totally worth it
So why don't you do it?
Don't let John tell you what you should do
If you have the wish to kill something inside of you
Make your wish come true
What are you waiting for?
Abortion (x4)
Don't feel bad
Don't make your boyfriend be a dad
Don't let the government put up a front
Get the constitution out of your cunt
It'll be better in the long run
Having an abortion is much more fun
Much more fun
Abortion (x4)
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Disney Eggs
01:57
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I'm so excited
Did you hear?
Disney corporation hatched some evil eggs
They're so delicious-so delicious!
Praise the mouse
He'll break your legs
Walt Disney's farming eggs
To fuel the master race
Plastic food for white children
Put it in your face
Walt Disney's farming eggs
To make 'em sing and dance
Eat America's breakfast
FDA approved to shit your pants
You won't believe this
Have you heard?
The guys that make movies are abusing birds
The regime has its own scheme
tasty chicken turds
Eat it-eat it!
Heed their words
Consume, consume and meet your doom
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Fashion Bugs
02:06
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Fashion bugs!
Fashion bugs?
Found some on the dressing room rug
Cannot kill the fashion bug
No matter how hard you try
Bug spray 'em
Step on 'em
Fashion won't die
Fashion won't die
"I'd like to meet the dick who named it Fashion Bug and shove a broom up his ass!"
Fashion bugs, Fashion bugs, I got the bite shopping for sweaters
All day, All night
Can't stop the fashion fever
No matter how hard you try.
Shop 'til you drop,
Shop 'til you die
DIE, DIE, DIE
DIE
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